Tag Archives: Funny

Charlie’s Quotes

We went back to my hometown this weekend as it was my sister’s birthday. We were getting a bit bored so we decided to play a quick game of Trivial Pursuit. Someone got this question

Anyway, it turned out the answer was Germany, and my father said that it made sense as it was the biggest country in the EU. Charlie responded with:

“Oh, not because they keep putting their towels on the seats then?”

Nice.

Things I Say in my Sleep

Paranoia’s setting in I think.

“Too, too, too coincidental”

Hear it here.

Things CHARLIE says in her sleep

My sleep talk app did something new a couple of nights ago, it picked up Charlie talking in her sleep! Not only was it unexpected, it was hilarious!

“Yeah…(ahem) she might ask me where Saturn is, we’re in trouble”

Now I don’t know if Saturn is a code word and she thought she was a spy or if she was actually worried about terrorists stealing the ringed planet, but it’s very funny. It might just be Charlie’s subconscious trying to make my blog all about her.
Listen to it here.

Charlie’s Quotes

Be careful not to annoy Charlie or she might say to you what she said to me last night.

“I’m going to thump you in the heart”

’nuff said.

Charlie’s Quotes

Charlie and I were having a few glasses of vino with the TV on in the background, and the original Total Recall was on (again), anyway Charlie came out with this

“Would you really choose three boobs over two? Where would you put your head?”

I nearly spat the red wine all over the carpet.