I have an app on my iPhone called Sleep Talk. Basically it allows you to monitor yourself while you sleep and records any noises you make. Most of the time it just picks up my snoring but occasionally it’ll record me saying ludicrous things in my sleep. Here’s a good one.
“Why’re you trying to get bones?”
Listen to it here
Creepy no? I have no idea what I was dreaming. I’ll post more of these as good ones come up.