My fianceé Charlie is a very lovely, intelligent woman with a great sense of humour. Sometimes, however, her brain will go on a short sabbatical and leave me sitting with something akin to a female Karl Pilkington who will come out with such ludicrous questions and statements I will not be able to breathe for laughing.
It is my aim to document these quotes on here as they happen as I usually forget them and curse myself for doing so.
Here’s a cracker she came out with on the way back from a wedding fayre this evening.
“You know how your nose is connected to your mouth and your lungs? How does your body know where to put stuff?”