Charlie’s Quotes

My fianceé Charlie is a very lovely, intelligent woman with a great sense of humour. Sometimes, however, her brain will go on a short sabbatical and leave me sitting with something akin to a female Karl Pilkington who will come out with such ludicrous questions and statements I will not be able to breathe for laughing.
It is my aim to document these quotes on here as they happen as I usually forget them and curse myself for doing so.

Here’s a cracker she came out with on the way back from a wedding fayre this evening.

“You know how your nose is connected to your mouth and your lungs? How does your body know where to put stuff?”

One Thought on “Charlie’s Quotes

  1. And how does the body know where to send all the gunk when you have a cold?

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